In the police station I gave a witness statement about last Saturday week. Odd process and experience for me. The Constable who took my statement thanked me for coming down, and told me she’d learned a lot. I may have gone off on some tangents, and the fact I had a foot wide pie to advertise a show is in the statement.

PS. The ribs still hurt when I sneeze, so maybe I did break a rib. I can, however, fart violently without pain; so I’m happy enough.