I set off to see Bradford City vs Crawley Town. I got to the Sparrow and took beer and leaflets to read during parts of the game too bad or grim to watch, and set off.

I had just left the pub when my gut spoke up, pointing out that while my brain wanted to go to the game my body clearly had other ideas, and not very nice ones at that.

I got home alright, and as I write City are losing 0-1. If it stays like that City could be in the relegation, to non-league oblivion, zone within two games.