Latest draft scene from Hypo Family (a drama).

Scene: Anne Wood’s kitchen.

Ed Munnin is looking in the fridge and wondering if he dare risk rummaging for cheese. His partner Anne Wood is behind him taking shopping out of a bag.

Anne. I’m sure I packed the hair dye in this bag. I hope I didn’t leave in the shop.

Ed. You could always stop using it love, then you’d have lovely black and white patches. You’d look even more like a cuddly panda.

Anne. I do enough pandering to you already, without having a grey stripe down the middle of my head like a badger!

Ed. You’re already a big badger to me my love!

(Ed looks round and suddenly realizes there are more dangerous things in the kitchen than the contents of the fridge).